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osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

girlannachronism:

Elie Saab spring 2010 couture details

girlannachronism:

Elie Saab spring 2010 couture details

Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]

Sutton Foster prank calls Jonathan Groff on Side By Side By Susan Blackwell

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.